10 Funniest Movies of All Time!

10. The Mask This movie stars Jim Carrey and was Cameron Diaz's first film. It's about Stanley Ipcus (Carrey) who finds a mask. When he puts it on he becomes a cartoonish criminal. Very funny.

9. Beverly Hills Ninja Stars Chris Farely as the Great White Ninja. As a boy a baby washed up on shore of a beach inhabited by ninjas. They took him in as there own, believing that he was the prophesied, Great White Ninja. All grown up, the baby is barely a ninja and certainly not great. Hilarious Movie!

8. Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail This one is so funny it may cause tears. Nonstop laughs as it constantly mocks king Arthur and the Knights of the round table. A must see.

7. Meet The Fockers Very rarely does a sequels out do the original but this movie is no contest. Ben Stiller's character has finally gained the trust of his girlfriends father (Robert DeNiro) but now it's time for the whole family to meet. That's right. His girlfriends parents are gonna meet Stiller's eccentric parents. And it's very funny.

6. Zoolander Some people may disagree with this, but I think it is a great comedy film. Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson and Will Ferrel all star in this movie. The movie is about Derek Zoolander (Stiller) who is  the three time male model of the year. When he looses the fourth year to Hansel (Wilson) he leaves town to find his purpose in live. Meanwhile the evil Mugatu (Ferrel) needs to brainwash and idiot to kill the president of Malasyia. And Derek is the perfect candidate.

5. Happy Gilmore Adam Sandler delivers the best performance of his career in this film about a hockey play with anger issues and a really good slapshot. No hockey teams want him because of his anger problems but when a retired golfer see how hard he can hit he just has to get him golfing. Funny, funny, funny!

4. There's Something About Mary Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz star in this ridiculously funny movie about a man who decides to find/stalk his high school prom date.

3. Ace Ventura: 1 and 2 A tie. Jim Carrey can do no wrong and these two movies prove it. Ace Ventura is a pet detective and he'll do what ever it takes to solve the mystery. And did  I mention that he's crazy?

2. What About Bob Stars Bill Murray as a mental patient who stalks his new doctor on his vacation with hilarious results. A movie so funny it's scary.

1. Dumb and Dumber A classic. No doubt the funniest movie ever made. Stars Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels as the most dim-witted human beings to ever live. When they find a briefcase belonging to a woman in Aspen, Colorado, the go on a road trip to return it and unknowingly become intertwine with a crime.

What I've Watched

Here's a list of (Some of the) movies I've watched this summer followed by a rating out of 10. Check them out!




Men In Black 10/10

Men In Black 2 6/10

Hitch 6/10

The Simpsons Movie 10/10

Batman Begins 8/10

The Dark Night 9/10

What About Bob 9/10

Meet The Parents 7/10

Meet The Folkers 8/10

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 10/10

Dumb And Dumber 11/10

Bruce Almighty 7/10

Zoolander 7/10

Speed 7.5/10

The Happening 5/10

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

10/10. I thought that it was pure genius and, in some areas, Oscar worthy. Brilliant CGI that make the apes look more realistic then the humans. Good perfromances for the entire cast. Some parts are emotional while others are slightly frightening. The movie follows Ceaser (the ape) more than the humans. When Ceaser becomes violent against the humans, you feel for him and maybe even root for him. The film was well put toghether and should be seen by every movie lover. Also, if you see it, stay a little after the film for another clip that sort of clears things up a bit.

Wicked

Wicked is a broadway performance about the whiches of Oz before Dorothy showed up. It was an amazing show that I would see again and again. Hears your spoiler alert. ALERT ALERT ALERT. There it is. K, so the wicked which didn't die and was never truly wicked in the first place. Her and Glinda are buddies. The scarecrow helped the which fake her death because he is actually her boyfriend. The tin man was in love with Glinda, but dated the wicked whichs sister for a while who was in a wheel chair until the ruby slippers gave her the abilty to walk. The costumes were awesome and the acting was magnificiant. All of the songs, costumes and amazing actor made a performance that was truly Wicked.

One Of Those Days...

Have ya ever had one of those days that sorta sucked. You know what I'm talking about. One of those days that would probably make a good comedy movie where everyone would enjoy laughing at your day. That's what I'm having today.

Captain America

Very good movie. Chris Evans was definitely the right choice to be Captain America. My brother found it a boring and gave it a 6 out of 10, but I'll give it a solid 10. I didn't see it in 3-D but it probably would've been cool. Ps Stay after the credits for an Avengers preview

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

Holy crap it rocked. I saw it twice already. Once on the Friday of it's release, then on Sunday again. I saw it in Imax both times. I couldn't have asked for a better ending to the epic series. Obviously, this movie was more of war movie then any thing else. The humor was there but there was less of it in this movies then in the other ones, but it's hard to make a movie with so much death to funny. It was so great, it was crazy. I am very sad that series has ended and the legacy will live forever. I t now holds tons of box office records. In Canada/USA it holds the record for Opening Weekend, Opening Weekend- Imax, Most Profit in a Single Day, Widest 3D Launch, Highest Gross in Advanced Ticket Sales, Biggest Midnight Release, Biggest Imax Midnight Release, Highest 3 Day Gross, Highest 4 Day Gross, Fastest to $100 Million, Fastest to $150 Million. World Wide, it holds the record for Opening Weekend Worldwide, Opening Weekend Foreign, Opening Weekend UK, Opening Weekend Australia, Highest Grossing Worldwide Imax Release and Fastest to $500 Million Worldwide. I would say this movie is better then the rest of the movies. However I feel like the movie was sort of slow and that the seventh book didn't require two parts and would've good with one movie. But I am very happy that there was two parts because both part one and two of the deathly hallows book ruled. Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint all have new movies out soon. Daniel has a remake of the Woman in Black coming out in February of 2012. Emma Watson will be in a movie called My Week With Marilyn and Rupert Grint will star in an Anti- War film called Comrade. Even if you're not a Potter fan, you must see this movie. Harry Potter. We will miss you.

Sequel Prequel

Unconfirmed movies have an asterisk


Sherlock Holmes; A Game of Shadows
*Madagascar 3
*Jumper 2
*Get Smart 2
Puss in Boots (Shrek Prequel)
*Diary of a Wimpy Kid the Last Straw
Johnny English Reborn

Lost vs Heroes

Lost and Heroes are two very different television series that both ended in 2010. recently In have watched the entire Lost series and am nearly done the Heroes television series. If you watched either show while it was on the air than read the post. If you've never even heard of Lost or Heroes than read this post and go buy the series's.



Time On TV

Lost aired in 2004 and ended in 2010 with a total of six seasons. Heroes aired in 2006 and ended in 2010 with four seasons. Lost seasons 1-3 were long seasons. Season 4 was quite short because of the writers strike at that time and the seasons got longer with seasons 5 and 6. Heroes season 1 was long and 2 was very short. 3 was long again and 4 can be considered as a medium between long and short.
Seeing as Lost seasons were generally longer and the series lasted longer, Lost gains a point.
Lost 1 Heroes 0



Creativity

Lost is about a plane crash on an island in the middle of nowhere. It doesn't take 48 survivors of the crash to realize that they aren't alone on the island. It also shows flashbacks, flash forwards and flash sideways of the characters. What are flash sideways? Watch the show and find out. The first few episodes of it rings of the Lord of the Flies book but it quickly becomes unique and amazing in indescribable ways. Heroes is about random people all over the globe, who on the day of an eclipse realize that they have developed amazing powers such as flying and mind reading. Some know to use these powers to save the world and others feel like freaks. They soon discover that having these powers isn't safe because people out there wish to harm them. This isn't an easy decision but Lost takes another point.
Lost 2 Heroes 0




Cast

Lost member, Evangeline Lilly can be found in the upcoming movie, Reel Steel with Hugh Jackman. She will also be Tauriel in the upcoming movie adaptation of the Hobbit. Ian Somerhalder of the show potrays Damon Salvatore on the popular televison show, the Vampire Diaries. Josh Holloway who plays Sawyer on Lost will be in the next Mission: Impossible movie. Dominic Monaghan had the role of Merry in the Lord of the Rings movies and had a role in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. In Heroes, Ali Larter who plays Niki Sanders, had a role in the Legally Blonde movie with Reese Witherspoon as her lawyer. David Anders had a recurring role in the show Alias. Milo Ventimiglia had a small role on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. He also played Rocky Balboa's son in the final movie. Masi Oka played Bruce in the Get Smart movie. He also has a recurring role in the Hawaii O-Five reboot. Greg Grunberg had a role in Alias.Zeljiko Ivanek who plays Danko on Heroes and also had a small role on lost as Juliet's ex- husband. Both casts have actors from Academy Award winning series. Lost has cast from Lord of the Ring, Mission: Impossible and X-men and Heroes has cast from Legally Blonde, Get Smart and Rocky Balboa. Lost gains the another point, and the winning point.
Lost 3 Heroes 0


Lost kinda destroyed Heroes in this face-off but don't get the wrong idea. Both shows are very good and very cool and check them both out.

X-Men: First Class

Best X-Men movie ever. It's a fact and I might even be brave enough to say that it's the best Marvel movie ever made. 11/10! Very good lines, genius plot, good acting and very amazing everything else. Anyone would like it. Boys, girls, baby's, seniors and everyone under the sun can and will enjoy it.

Green Lantern Movie

Not good at all. Too much talking, not enough action. Ryan Reynolds could have delivered a much better performance. Bad story. Miss it.

Music Freakz Blog

Hi. My cousin just posted a blog called http://www.musicfreakzblog.blogspot.com/ and you guys should check it out. It is a blog for girls but it is a good blog with reviews for books, music and links for cool web sites.

Harry Potter 7 Part 2

I am dying with excitement for the final installment of Harry Potter movies. I'm seeing it in Imax 3D which makes it even better. I finished the video game yesterday. (It came out yesterday) and it was great. The book was the best of the series so it'll be great. Part ! was amazing, best of the movie series so I have high expectations Now if you consider yourself a Harry Potter fan, I don't doubt you but I was talking to a pal the other day and he said he was a huge Harry Potter fan. I asked him what his favourite Potter book was and he said "There's books?" So if your unaware that there is a book series as well as movie, get a cat scan the read them.

105 Awesomist Song Ever

105 Awesomist Songs of All Time

1. Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson

2. While My Guitar Gently Weeps by the Beatles

3. Eleanor Rigby by the Beatles

4. Changes by David Bowie

5. Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie

6. Take Another Little Piece of My Heart by Janice Joplin

7. Imagine by John Lennon

8. Waiting On the World to Change by John Mayer

9. Don’t Stop Believing by Journey

10. Let It Be by the Beatles

11. Maggie May by Rod Stuart

12. Candle in the Wind by Sir Elton John

13. Bennie and the Jets by Sir Elton John

14. Daniel by Sir Elton John

15. Free Falling by Tom Petty

16. Stairway to Heaven by Led Zepplin

17. Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf

18. Breakfast in America by Supertramp

19. No One Like You by Scorpions

20. Here I Go Again by Whitesnake

21. Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynrd

22. Old Time Rock and Roll by Bob Seger

23. Carolina in My Mind by James Taylor

24. Rocketman by Sir Elton John

25. Black Betty by Ram Jam

26. The Immigrant Song by Led Zepplin

27. Ballroom Blitz by The Sweet

28. Walk Away by The James Gang

29. Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

30. Today I'm Gonna Try to Change the World by Johnny Reid

31. My Father’s Eyes by Eric Clapton

32. We Can Work It Out by the Beatles

33. With A Little Help From My Friends by the Beatles

34. Wavin’ Flag by K’naan

35. No Rain by Blind Melon

36. Heartache Tonight by the Eagles

37. Hi De Ho by Carole King

38. Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne

39. Your Song by Sir Elton John

40. Don’t Go Breaking My Heart by Sir Elton John and Kiki Dee

41. Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band

42. Running Down A Dream by Tom Petty

43. Highway To Hell by AC/DC

44. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC

45. Staying Alive by Bee Gees

46. Thriller by Michael Jackson

47. Beat It by Michael Jackson

48. Somebody To Love by Queen

49. We Will Rock You by Queen

50. We Are The Champions by Queen

51. Wouldn’t It Be Nice by The Beach Boys

52. Happy Together by The Turtles

53. Freedom by Jimi Hendrix

54. Close To You by The Carpenters

55. Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan

56. Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones

57. I’m Gonna Be by The Proclaimers

58. What’s Going On by Marvin Gaye

59. Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry

60. My Generation by The Who

61. Blowing In the Wind by Bob Dylan

62. Hey Jude by The Beatles

63. Respect by Aretha Franklin

64. What’s Love Got To Do With It by Tina Turner

65. My Prerogative by Bobby Brown

66. Hound Dog by Elvis Presley

67. Lean On Me by Bill Withers

68. Love Will Keep Us Alive by The Eagles

69. The Final Countdown by Europe

70. Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith

71. Rocking In The Free World by Neil Young

72. Iron Man by Black Sabbath

73. Superstition by Stevie Wonder

74. I Just Called To Say I Love You by Stevie Wonder

75. Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana

76. Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N Roses

77. Oh, Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison

78. Dream On by Aerosmith

79. Fight For Your Right by The Beastie Boys

80. Shout It Out Loud by Kiss

81. I Wanna Rock And Roll All Night by Kiss

82. Down On The Corner by Creedence Clearwater Revival

83. Smoke On The Water by Deep Purple

84. Take It Easy by The Eagles

85. I Love Rock N Roll by Joan Jet And The Black Heart

86. School’s Out by Alice Cooper

87. Jailhouse Rock by Elvis Presley

88. Love Me Tender by Elvis Presley

89. Give It Away by The Red Hot Chili Pepper

90. Sympathy For The Devil by The Rolling Stones

91. When A Man Loves A Woman by Percy Sledge

92. Taking Care of Business by Bachman Turner Overdrive

93. Hey Jude by The Beatles

94. Physical by Olivia Newton John

95. Wheel In The Sky by Journey

96. Any Way You Want It by Journey

97. Runaway by Bon Jovi

98. Who Do You Love by Bo Diddley

99. Suspicious Minds by Elvis Presley

100. Living On A Prayer by Bon Jovi

101. I Love Rock and Roll by Joan Jet

102. You Keep Me Hanging On by Vanilla Fudge

103. Bad To The Bone by George Thorogood and the Destroyers

104. Go Your Own Way by Fleetwood Mac

105. Summer Of 69 by Bryan Adams

These songs are not in order of greatness. They are all awesome!

Superman Movie

 I'm not sure if its true but a friend told me a movie called "The Man Of Steel" is due for theater release in 2013.

Harry Potter 7 Part 1

I wrote a post on this movie earlier. I saw this movie eight times in theaters and have watched it multiple times on DVD. You might call this a waste a money and I just want to say... YOUR WRONG! THIS MOVIE IS MIRACULOUS.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2

Even better than the first one. I actually hurt my throat laughing.

I Am Number Four

I am not sure how to review this one. I finished the book the day before I saw the movie and I was extremely disappointed. I won't go as far as to call it terrible but amazing it was not. My friend who did not read the book would disagree with me completely. He adored it. So the movie, for me wasn't anything special. Maybe with some visual effects of higher quality it'd be better but it was not good. The book however is the best book I've read. I am a Harry Potter fanatic, but the I Am Number Four book is better than all the Harry Potter books except book seven. I Am Number Four is the first in a series called Lorien Legacies. There will be six books. The Power of Six which is set to be released in August of this year has me in a tight grasp of anticipation. But the thought of this book being ruined by another movie worries me dearly.

The Adjustment Bureau

Good. I won't call it a masterpiece or movie that will change the opinions of all the world's leaders but it was good. It's worth the cost of theaters and probably one you'd rent time and time again but I am not going to buy it.

Source Code

One of the best movies ever. My brother found it slightly confusing but I followed. Just when you start to think it's getting predictable it shocks you and brings you back to the edge of your seat. That is all the criticism I have. It was really good.

Batman Movie

My last posted noted the falsehood of rumors of the actors of this movie but this time I am letting you know that Anne Hathaway will be Catwoman. I am personally excited to see her in this role. I trust she'll do well.

Movie News.

1. So you might have heard about the new Batman movie being released in 2012. You might have also heard that Angelina Jolie will be playing Catwoman and Johnny Depp will be the Riddler. These actors will (unfortunately) not be in the movie. Who is? Your guess is as good as mine.

2. A reboot of the Spider-man series is planned. The new movies will be based on Peter in high school, dealing with everything high school brings, and his super abilities. Andrew Garfield ( probably best known for his role as Eduardo Saverin in the Social Network) will be playing Peter Parker.

Okay, I sort of wish I had other stuff besides superhero movies, but I don't. So. Ya.

Movie Fact.

Okay, so you know that...

The movies Edward Scissor Hands, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Pirates of the Caribbean all star actor Johnny Depp.

What you didn't know is that...

Jim Carrey tried out for all of these roles as well and Johnny Depp beat him every time!

Betcha didn't know...

1. Humans share 50% of their genes with bananas.
2. The worlds fattest cat weighed 87 pounds.
3. Anthrophobia is the fear of flowers.


I wrote this in hopes that someone like me who likes random facts. If you have cool random fact, post a comment!

Top Ten Most Amazing Songs.

Here is my opinion of the most amazing songs. 1 being the best.

10.We Can Work It Out by The Beatles
9.Rythm Of My Heart by Rod Stewart
8.My Father's Eyes by Eric Clapton
7.Today I'm Gonna Try To Change The World by Johnny Reid
6.Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor
5.Free Falling by Tom Petty
4.*Don't Stop Believing by Journey
3.Waiting On Thye World To Change by John Mayer
2.Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie
1.Imagine by John Lennon



*Note that many people know "Don't Stop Believing" by the name of "Midnight Train." This is wrong.

P.S. Please post comment on whether or not you agree with this judgement.

Harry Potter 7 Part 1

So far, I've seen HP7 4 times. I want to see it at least ten times. THE BEST POTTER MOVIE EVER MADE BY FAR. GO TO THE THEATER RIGHT NOW! OMG!

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